‘Twas the week before Christmas
Throughout the Hawaiian Isles;
Santa prepped his gift deliveries
To earn those frequent flier miles.
For the POTUS and FLOTUS
(That’s Barack and Michelle):
A restful Kailua vacation;
Final one under presidential spell.
For Alex O’Loughlin
And his “Hawaii Five-0” crew:
A seventh-season order
From CBS would do.
For superstar Bruno Mars
That Super Bowl 50 halftime role;
And doing with Mark Ronson
Their sizzling “Uptown Funk” soul.
For Titan Marcus Mariota
More victories next season.
Add upgraded QB protection,
Anything less would be treason.
For actor Jason Momoa
A big “Aquaman” splash;
Following “Batman v Superman”
He’ll amass lots of cash.
For beloved Jimmy Borges,
An eponymous legacy scholarship;
Wife Vicki and needy vocal prospects
Will help launch this singing trip.
For Frank De Lima,
A lifetime TheCab pass
Complete with one driver,
Gotta be first class.
For coach Nick Rolovich
Still a Warrior at heart;
May his first year apres Chow
Get off to a breakaway start.
For cancer patient Kirk Matthews,
A season of peace and prayer;
Happily spouse Linda Coble
Will help provide loving care.
For young Aidan James,
A brush with national fame.
It helps that he’s riding
Partly on Train’s good name.
For musician Jack Johnson,
Nothing but the best;
He’s a man with vision and mission
who wins the Good Guy test.
No joke, Leesa Clark Stone
Is authoring that book
About once-hubby Rap Reiplinger;
Can’t wait for a first look.
For Gov. David Ige, charisma
(Or dub it a media makeover).
He’s likable but no Goliath
(Call it an image takeover).
For Mayor Kirk Caldwell
No more pilikia about rail.
Ditto, homeless headaches:
Add taxes, build homes, or fail.
For Augie T, what else?
Another tour of the isles.
This guy has so much energy
Along with gracious smiles.
For Jack Thompson, walkability,
Double-knee surgery is pau;
For caregiver wife Cha
Love and support worked. Wow!
For singer Tony Ruivivar,
The Society of Seven chief;
May his throat issues diminish
With treatment. Relief!
For singer Audy Kimura
A humane meow and bark;
His support of a no-kill animal shelter
Will undoubtedly leave its mark.
For Uncle Tom Moffatt,
The show presenter supreme.
A wish for a super extravaganza:
Hello, Adele. Extreme!
For Olomana’s Jerry Santos,
A life-achievement star.
His banter, his manner
Are smooth like a luxe car.
A Grammy win, finally,
For Maui’s Keali‘i Reichel;
Or if not him, Natalie Ai Kamauu,
Would jingle anyone’s bell.
For Robert Cazimero,
Another precious Hawaii trouper:
At least one show next year
With bro Roland? Sounds super!
A new pidgin TV special
For veteran Andy Bumatai;
His gift of gab is perfection,
So Phil Arnone, say aye?
For author Fran Kakugawa,
More iAge cable TV spots;
To share her caregiving
And Alzheimer’s tips — lots.
One more film project
For Eddie Kamae;
For HAPA, stability;
So Barry and Kapono, please try?
Annual concerts together
For Amy and Willie;
Ditto Maila and Ben,
Who make coupledom work. Really!
Some enchanted new musical
For Loretta Ables Sayre;
For Tony-winning Ruthie Ann Miles,
Something wonderful: a vacation. Rare?
For Jake Shimabukuro,
A uke with unbreakable strings;
His furious, frantic strumming
Is one of his special flings.
For Dr. Mark Mugiishi,
A pledge of true diligence;
His first-time Broadway fundraising
Gave birth to “Allegiance.”
A tricycle that won’t spill
For fun-raiser Carole Kai;
Her vacation bicycle mishap
Meant a year of therapy, sigh.
For blind pianist Ron Miyashiro,
A season of grace and calm.
A victim of a nasty theft,
He deserves a soothing balm.
For entrepreneur Jack Cione;
Why not a director’s chair?
For Karen Keawehawai‘i?
Plenty flowers for her hair.
That new Sand Island studio
For public television’s Leslie Wilcox;
To create more local programs
’Specially Hawaiiana — it rocks.
An impossible dream
Was possible for nice guy Jim;
That Nabors TV special
Was, gaaaw-leee, typically him.
And periodic club bookings
For keyboarders like Kim Samson;
For Jay Larrin, for Betty Loo Taylor?
Used to be the king’s ransom.
With the Rough Riders
Galloping in halls big and small;
Kapono, Noland and Cruz
Can proudly stand tall.
Maybe Noelani Cypriano
Could re-team with Melveen Leed;
Call themselves Diva Titas
A reinvention, indeed.
Gift cards are convenient
For Taimane, Tahiti, Abbott;
Gigs for ManoaDNA, Ho‘okena
But not on the Sabbath.
And with “Burn N Love’s” Leo Days
Hanging up his jumpsuit,
Could a return-to-sender nod
Evolve in a Waikiki reboot?
And, please, bring back
Alan Goldberg’s CabaRAE;
Audiences were sparse,
But generous with “hooray!”
For Cathy Foy Mahi,
More theater work;
For Shari Lynn, ditto;
Surely, grand scripts lurk.
For Nicole Scherzinger,
Her own “Best Time Ever”;
A Broadway comeback in “Cats,”
Ah, “Memory” forever.
For Joe Moore, a play
He could stage during summer;
Hmmmm, Lee Cataluna could write one
Or is this idea a bummer?
For sleuth David Talisman,
A Sherlock Holmesian hat;
He could disappear in air
If magician John Hirokawa’s at bat.
For Kuana Torres Kahele,
Niihau shells galore;
For handyman Al Waterson,
His very own hardware store.
For travel industry exec
Kevin I, retirement, soon;
For Afatia and Misty?
A statewide box-office boon.
For Na Leo, harmonies;
For Herb Ohta, melodies;
For Roy Sakuma, a book
On “I Am What I Am” memories.
For Makaha Sons’ John Koko,
That personal, memoir book;
For Chai Chaowasaree more help,
with two eateries there’s so much to cook.
For the late Ron Bright,
A true wiz in the skies glistening;
He made us all believe,
Tears in our eyes, listening.
And to you, faithful readers.
You Misters and Mizzes,
A cheerful Mele Kalikimaka!
And that’s Christmas “Show Biz.”