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Police arrest 400-pound bearded woman in stabbing

SAN DIEGO >> San Diego police say they arrested a woman described as weighing about 400 pounds with a beard in the stabbing of a man who asked for a cigarette.

Police late Thursday night arrested the woman they say stabbed the man in the neck on Wednesday.

Police Officer Robert Heims tells the San Diego Union-Tribune (http://bit.ly/1ItgJ8E) that the 39-year-old man had walked up to a woman and a group of others and asked them for a cigarette in the city’s East Village.

They say the woman then told the man to get away from her things before stabbing him and running away. They say the heavyset woman with facial hair was wearing a white shirt and jeans.

The man was hospitalized, but he is expected to survive.

33 responses to “Police arrest 400-pound bearded woman in stabbing”

  1. pohaku96744 says:

    Check them zoo.

  2. mikethenovice says:

    Everyone at Costco is 400 pounds?

  3. mikethenovice says:

    Homeless ask me for a cigarette. I feel them that I don’t smoke. They reply by saying that I am smart for not smoking. I never see that one coming from left field.

  4. Ronin006 says:

    It should not be very hard to find a 400 pound woman with a beard. Well, I suppose it could be difficult if she was to shave. After all, America is full of 400 pound women.

  5. Jiujitsu_Fighter says:

    She’ll be easy to spot. LOL

  6. mxp2000 says:

    400 Pound bearded woman running away?

  7. Bdpapa says:

    Oh please. the police needs help for this!

  8. den says:

    wait, wut? it’s christmas eve not april 1st.

  9. kekelaward says:

    Why is everyone hassling that nice lady? She was only trying to get the ungrateful slob to stop smoking the devil’s weed for his own health’s sake.

  10. kekelaward says:

    I’d like to see the response times for this case. Either the cops took a long time to get there, or somebody is getting their chops busted for not being able to catch a 400 pound bearded female in a foot pursuit.

  11. kekelaward says:

    A follow up story in the San Diego Union-Tribune reports that more employees from the San Diego Chargers are looking for this female than cops.

    • tigerwarrior says:

      With all the injuries to their offensive line, the San Diego Chargers could use some help–even if it comes in the form of a speedy 400-pound bearded woman.

  12. Surfer_Dude says:

    How do they know she’s 400 lbs?

  13. seaborn says:

    Was the bearded woman accompanied by a strong guy, a lobster claw-handed boy, some clowns, and a bunch of midgets? Could be the Circus of Crime has come to town!

  14. lee1957 says:

    Found her at the carnival, eh?

  15. cojef says:

    Pick on the oddities week!

  16. wrightj says:

    Arrest the evil, cancer causing cigarette.

  17. mxp2000 says:

    CAN WE PLEASE GET A PICTURE OF THIS BEARDED 400 POUND WOMAN THAT CAN RUN!!!

  18. tho808 says:

    his mistake was calling her sir by mistake.

  19. bumbye says:

    Entice headline . . . but no picture???

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